Steve is so koolz

>power crept thread

Wait, file repo lacks crow book 1 and 2 it seems?

SEX with HAGS

Is there any reason to even get Ichihime to Rank 1 in the minigame? Seems like a huge waste of time until after you get all of those upgrades regardless.

>>9603 You can brag about it in the thread.

>>9603 Secret H-Scene

>>9603 Gato sexo unlock

>get back on my computer after eating dinner >see that nina is now in expert 3 after a daburon heh, we eating good m1 bros

nina is a temporarily embarrassed celestial (You) are a temporarily embarrassed expert 3 (forma de master 1) QUEUE JADE

>>9611 https://killerducky.github.io/mahjong/random_walk.html Celestials are just lucky kekspert 3s

There's no novice option in the tourney registration form...

>>9612 Simulates random walks of Mahjong Soul hanchan games. Wtf? A pedometer for /mjg/ anons?

>>9611 >only queue in jade >still m1 I simply possess too much luck to rank down to my appropriate skill level

pedo meter?

>>9612 she's just like me

>>9614 Novices and adepts are counted the same...

>>9623 Marvelous

>30 USD for 10 rolls I want rin but holy shit this is so jewish

>>9625 Should have bought the fortune charms, gwe- go- I mean, good customer!

I hope TO likes my Free Space (Private)

My cat got top 10. She's such a good jonger.

>>9630

Something is really off but I can't put my finger on exactly what

>>9636 Don't look in your pants

Just a reminder that I'm currently looking for anons that can help with stuff such as the league intro video and streaming tools. Proposals for the league 6 logo are also welcome. Let's try to keep our production values up! >>9630 I did not

>league tourists are back

reminder for twitch streamer dont use majsoul tag

>>9642 Roger

>>9638 >league intro video That would require some high effort and skills. Don't really have those. >streaming tools Elaborate. >league 6 logo 5 birds and a hatsu

I will sing up later.

>>9644 >5 birds and a hatsu I want chickens and dodos in the logo.

>>9644 >Streaming tools Tablecloth generator needs to be updated with the team logos but I can take care of that. Besides that, stuff like the obs transition, a video to put on a loop while waiting for games and anything else that makes the streams look good is always appreciated

>>9638 >league 6 logo make it a sisyphus rolling a giant 1p up the hill [spoiler]or running after it as it rolls down[/spoiler]

My mahjong crush didn't sing up, remove me from the list TO I'm the famous cat

SANMA DOKO

>I can't be available Sun. 19 UTC as that is during NA Monday burgerkeks...

>>9651

doko...?

>>9610 >from saint to kekspert how could this even happen

Why is there even a gift limit

>>9651 There's even a link to convert UTC time in the form this year.

>>9656 no fucki- ehm, studying sessions with shibu

>>9610 Has anyone from her chat asked if it's true she's boosted?

>>9651 Uhhh...

>>9655

REMOVE THE GIFT AND FRIENDS LIMITS YOU WHORE

>>9651 applies if you live in the middle of nowhere

>>9651 >Saint I will draft him.

>51 singing up as M1 instead of Saint are anons allowed to hide their power level like that?

It wont be the first time, nor last.

>>9668 Yeah too many saint anons signed up as not saint so they can make a saint team and nobody would complain

>>9668 I allowed it because as far as I know he's a gold Saint, let me know if I'm wrong and I'll fix it

>>9648 make it urself

why is one of the names in a different colour?

How to calculate time in questionnaire?? >t. UTC+8 anon

>>9672 Why would I make OC if I'm not signing up?

why are people so fucking slow in the event mode

>>9676 there's a lot of new players in queue and they gotta take their time

>>9676 nyaggers learning tile efficiency because open hands cost nothing

>>9674 just... +8?

So... My actual time = [listed time] + 8 ?

>>9674 Use the link below. The times are in UTC, so make sure to change if is AM or PM and you will see which is better for you.

>>9680 Meant for girlboss Aru>>9679

>>9680 yes

TO, I was intimidated. I dont want to do commentary anymore. I'm the famous hag.

>burgers can't convert timezones when it's a +- operation >same burgers are completely fine with F = (C × 9/5) + 32 you guys are mentally stunted

>>9595 I've had the same desktop background for like 2 years but finally updated it, steve is so cool.

>want to join >remember me being a deadweight loli who can't luckshit last tourney >then grinched at semifinal

>>9685 What is GMT to UTC

>>9688 anonchama it's the same

>>9685 I'm just spoiled living in a timezone that actually matters

Sorry, I can't respect a captain with a smaller rank than mine

>>9690 Then why do they have different names

Sorry, I can't respect a captain with a smaller penis than mine

>>9595 Sorry but I only have one Xapitan in my heart.

You're not supposed to compare penis size with your captain

>>9693 By international convention, UTC is equivalent to GMT, however their measurements differ: GMT is measured from midday, whereas UTC is measured from midnight. UTC is the legal basis of time in the world.

>>9696 why? what is he scared of?

>>9688 GMT is time for Witches to be mean and green UTC is Uninversal Time Conspiracy used only by jews

Adeptchads are a dying breed ;_; There's more saints than them

>>9700 I'm an Adeptchad but I'm scared to sign up...

>>9693 GMT is UTC+0 it's like the difference between saying PST and UTC-7

>>9701

>Expertkeks

I used to be an M1 looper until I deranked to Adept

>>9705 Nina from the future...

>>9703 Would I even be drafted? I think I only have 30 friendlies on record...

My team is going to win this league.

I'm going to draft Nina on my team and watch all her games

It's friendly time. Majsoul Friends Room 89041(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89041

>>9707 If you have a funny enough name you might even be a top 3 pick

>>9707 Of course you'll get drafted, though you might end up being the fat guy pick at the end.

>Saint team

>>9710 started, thanks for joining

Why hag's latest emote similar with YandereDev's cum chalice image?

>>9713 The three great jobbers.

I MISSED THE FRENDY

>>9713 My fuarking martyrs

Do friendly riichi sieges count toward the event unlocks?

the up-to-date version

>>9713 I'm still laughing every time I remember.

New mandatory OC this league is a 4han team banner

>>9721

>>9713 >>9721 SOrry, I tried...

>>9713 See you space cowboy...

>god run >E1 hibikek destroys the fujo without giving anyone else the chance to tenpai and I get 3rd Wow, just like my games.

>the nickname you give to players on your friendlist show when you play with them >you can't add a nickname to yourself why catdevs why

>hall of shame posting is about to start Nyo...

>>9731 this year there's nowhere to go but up

>>9685 >same burgers are completely fine with F = (C × 9/5) + 32 Bold to assume most Americans even need to convert units to function on a daily basis.

Expect a full video with all the damas after league.

>>9734 I had some good damas last year and nobody appreciated them.

>>9733 >to function on a daily basis you call retards struggling with 2+2 "functional"?

Finally did a Kazoe.. in Siege LOL

Why are eurokeks getting uppity

>>9738 I call being able to read a thermometer "functional".

>>9742 function of a thermometer is to show numbers function of a human is to tell the difference between numbers they can do the former but not the latter, this is where the human function fails

>>9742 There are "people" who can't read analog clocks.

F is easy, anything below 80 is cold.

>>9710 gg, unlucky

>>9710 GG

>>9710 Thanks for the game and sorry for the dama

>>9710 Thanks for the game, lots of draws and dama??

>>9748 >webp.jpg

MAJSOUL ON STEAM NOW????????

Yamiten

Why is Beloved tenko green

Why is her name green in the sheet

>her

>>9750 I forget where do I put my HDD with all the files, books, and emotes hoarded from repo...

>>9744 No faulting the average person that lives in a time where analogue readouts are more an aesthetic choice than the only choice.

>>9756 Sing up we need more players

Finally, Wanjirou won.

>>9757 >analogue readouts are more an aesthetic choice anon, if the sun is right above your head, what hour is it?

>>9760 Trick question, I never go outside

>>9758 I'm asking my club members

>>9760 Depends, am I in a cuck location where the government tells me that noon occurs at a different time for portions of the year as some form of humiliation ritual?

>>9758 >mentioned about hoarding files and sexo materials from repo >forced to singup 6 hours from now, you'll know who I am

>>9760 >Bouncing around topics anytime a valid observation is made You know this answer varies depending on the time of year and latitude right? We invented clocks because they are more precise and consistent than guessing based on pure observation.

Fantasy league doko

>>9760 >if the sun is right above your head Do you think sun exists in my place where I live?

>>9766 we invented clocks to measure relative passage of time between observable events legislative use of time and scuffed timezones are a modern invention

I'm simply not signing up for league 6. I know, I know... but I'm just not doing it.

WWYD, would you riichi here? [spoiler]Fate/Night Stay character on my right dealt in since I dama[/spoiler]

>>9771 Yeah riichi because that's the only way to 1st

>>9771 >friendly Shan't dama

shart dama

I have several concepts (more like, uhh.. pencil doodle) for 6th league? Do you want it?

>>9769 The point is that asking someone what time it is based on the sun's position is a variable answer.

>>9770 You will or else.

where is EN annual report

>>9771 dama for what it's just fucking pinfu dora

>>9778 Leave the not-so-fair maiden alone. It's her choice.

Practicing checking the dora every round for league

>the defender of gyarus and wormsluts Kringe...

Hey cuties! Let's play mahjong! Normal, good ol' mahjong. Majsoul Friends Room 18173(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18173

Script for the future league is being rigged as we speak.

>>9784 what are you quoting

>>9787 I'm not going to tell you.

>>9785 3/4! One more cutie needs to come join us.

>>9785 Started! Thanks for coming friends. glhf

Drafting fatefags. Thoughts?

>>9792 That's half the thread

>>9792 cups or HF?

I'm not a fatefag I just have all the cups to fit in

>>9776 Sure, post em

>>9792 Fate Stay Noten 2?!

We still fight

>>9793 Good. I don't know them except some obvious. >>9794 HF preferably. >>9797 Perchance.

>>9694 I don't think anyone here has a smaller penis than you anon

>>9708 >lose once >captain ragequits league

>>9800 checked

>>9802 It's okay, anon. It's been scientifically proven that hags prefer smaller dicks, hence their penchant for shota.

>>9801 Shut up, I won't.

Show me your penchan!

Anon, ths is your TO speaking. How did you come in FORUTH And I forgot the rest of the copy pasta...

>niggaraman team your cheating doesnt carry over to the adeptcucks and keksperts shitteraman

I'm assembling the ragequit team.

You mean, Grinch Crusaders?

Every league has a ragequitter as per tradition.

Will captain be upset if I already have a boyfriend?

HEY HEY, (YOU) (YOU), I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one!

>I don't like your boyfriend as opposed to?

>baggot poster doesn't know Avril Lavigne It's to be expected but it's disappointing regardless.

calm down unc

>>9785 lmao gege

>>9785 GGs autotable tier games

>>9785 You shouldn't waste your flow like this before league ggs cuties!

>>9816 why do you know songs about boyfriends? you aren't a girl, are you?

Wait Mister Postman Oh yeah (Is there a letter in your bag for me) Please, Please Mister Postman (Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah (Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)

For me, it's Westlife and Backstreet boys

>>9785 >Two games, two yakuman endings GGs. First time I've ever seen this. Thought I was being coy hoping someone else could deal into that Daisangen only to eat shit as well.

>Leaf songs

>>9824 And a nagashi mangan.

>>9826 Yeah, that one caught me off guard as well.

>>9827 That's somehow one of the first times I've seen Pao come into play.

>>9827 >retard tax Kek. Always funny to see that.

Do you get punished with pao for feeding any tiles into a yakuman or just the last confirmed ankou?

>>9831 *minkou

>>9831 Just the confirming call.

There is a house in New Orleans They CALL THE RISING SUN And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy Dear God, I know I was one

Well, show me, the way To the next, little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me, the way To the next, little girl Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For, if, we don't find The next little girl I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die

>>9816 >zoomer getting uppity with his fellow alpha Avril Lavigne is garbage.

>>9839 >his fellow alpha they're underage though, they can't post here

So what's the best strat for riichi siege? Go for shitty fast hands and steal other people's riichi sticks? t. got his riichi sticks stolen by yakuhai nomi faggots one too many times

>>9841 The best strat is to get paired with adeptchad and keksperts and demolish them like the seals they are. You can completely ignore the gimmick, but if you riichi, make sure to bet 10k.

>>9841 what strat everytime you do x10 riichi you get baiman most of the time

>>9843 this is just momo at 90 y.o.

>>9840 Anon, we are in the repo.

>>9845

>>9841 >strat >in a game of luck Get lucky

Hold on let me focus my mind powers to make him sing up as captain and make him draft me to his team

>>9846 Harunanon, children aren't allowed on the repo either

>>9852 But we don't even have a single rule or mod? Everything just works because every anon in here is great.

Mahjong is a 36+ game

>>9850 Who

TELL ME Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're Acting like you're somebody else making things frustrated Life's like this you And you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it No no no

>>9854 >But we don't even have a single rule or mod? It's heavily implied

That's a song?

>>9858 I'm sorry I ranked up to expert Kana-chan...

>>9859

>>9858 For some reason I began reading these lyrics as though it were a Back Street Boys song. It was weird trying to get it to fit.

>>9859 Mods are asleep post mahjongas

GLORIOUS DAY

>>9864 >>9866 I guess it's time.

don't forget, you're here forever

>>9870 primal fire chads~

>>9866 I love puffy nipples so much

4han is a high trust society

>>9859 >>9864 >>9866 >>9868 Put a spoiler on it or put it in the mahjongas thread please. People browse this thread at work

NEETs, this is for us

>>9874 Okey dokey

>pirates luckshitting episode I sleep

Another two hours and I would have surely gotten that yakuman

>>9844 >riichi x10 >ロンだべ xD open tanyao 1000 points >steals your 11 riichi sticks in the process It's a riichi focused mode and yet most other players will go for open hands or >dama. It's retarded and I hate this.

>>9880 >>ロンだべ really, what the hell is this font?

>>9880

>>9880 thanks for the points, sucker

>>9882 It probably just uses whatever chink fallback font is configured by default on your side. I'm using Sarasa Gothic.

>browse this thread at work

>>9886 >>9887

>>9888 >Sarasa Gothic The banana lore thickens.

Raiden bros, it keeps happening

Where do you get those stats? Did they release something?

>>9896 What stats?

>>9896 annual report is here https://annual-report.mahjongsoul.com/en/report/content/page1

hehe

It's fair.

>>9898 Jesus Christ, the performance is horrible

>>9898 >4s again this year what could it mean...

>>9902 Good to hear it's not just on my end

do people get different awards?

>>9905 Yeah, I got the heard of science, whatever the fuck that means

>>9888 what browser?

>>9905 I got Zen Master. They really should've given you those as an actual title

>do you like Ichihime? >NO >alright, your yaku is Tanyao Clingy cat, I said I don't like you.

>>9907 Ungoogled Chromium, but all browsers have this problem.

Raidenbros.............

>>9910 >problem ?

>don't play mahsoul for like a month because busy playing new gacha >come back to it today because new event >was on losing streak (mostly just a lot of third places and some 4ths not super terrible) >expecting 4th because I'm rusty >play game >get to riichi twice and win by ippatsu both times >win game with 46k I FUCKING KNEW IT, Yostar literally manipulate the luck so that if you fuck off for a good few weeks from a bunch of bad losses when you come back you will always have an easy time until the system considers you a "regular" again then it debuffs your luck stat again. Each player 100% has a luck stat in the system that they manipulate, paypiggies get higher luck and f2p have lower luck, you will never see a saint that is exclusive f2p its not possible. This is the truth of "flow".

>>9910 Fixed it with a different fallback order. Fucking firefox.

>>9914

PUTAIN NIQUE TA RACE

>>9880 This is literally how dama works in the normal game as well. Why go riichi and risk on shitty wait when you can damaten and win instead

yeah, that's me

Pirates status?

But I've only been active for like a year

Accurate

>>9921 >>9906 >>9905 >>9898 Mahjong Detectives, tell us what each symbol means and how it's computed. There's also Counter Impact (icon is a sheathed katana).

Date nyagger? Don't mind if I do.

>went 4th 4 times in a row stupid nyagger don't remind me

Ze titles, what do zey mean?

>>9925 there's 15 types (0.png -> 14.png), you can change the number and the end of these urls to find them [spoiler]https://webusstatic.yo-star.com/mj-annual-report/en/static/img/common/tag_icon/12.png https://webusstatic.yo-star.com/mj-annual-report/en/static/img/en/2024/tag/12.png[/spoiler] no idea what they mean or how it's computed though

>>9929 this one is for yakitori

I didn't read so I don't know what this means

kneel

These are safe to be thrown on anyone, nyaa?

>>9935 Yes, and they don't consume attempts either.

What's your longest game /mjg/?

>>9939 Mine said 1 minute (I remember that one, some poor guy got shadowrealm'd by a dealer yakuman on turn 3) and 61 minutes for the longest.

Oh fuck you nyagger, you didn't need to remind me of this.

>>9939

>>9939 1/70 I think it was a gold hanchan

>>9943 Yeah...

bump

>zero minutes Huh

sage

>>9926 I wish ichihime was real...

doko

>lucky tile is 3s >unlucky tile is 3s what the fuck

more like itchyhime heh

>>9843 my puppy eye cutie

Mahjong cuties showdown.

>believe in occult schizo shit >get heart of science at the end of the report

>>9939 you'll cowards don't even play mahjong

>>9966 sex with ichihime

>JP has a Celestial T-shirt giveaway

>>9969 EN should have a kekspert one

>>9971 Holy shit dude you just killed them howaito piggus

>be master >buy the celestial t shirt >yokeks can't do shit about it

>>9976 Lol lmao even

The new winning effect is so obnoxious holy shit, you can't even see what you dealt into

>>9978 Don't deal in then

Wow 5 summon scrolls, that's more rolls than I've ever had before

Why is there no official body pillow merch? I want to dry hump Fu Ji until I fall asleep.

>>9980 Just enough to roll your waifu! I got lucky but I'll start saving for the eventual umineko Collab...

What do you lose for not playing the event meme?

Can anyone get fuji chewing on jade as png?

>>9981 I wonder the same. Even thought about commissioning one at some point...

>>9981 There is and it's about a haneman yen

>longest match was 55 minutes what the fuck

>>9987 Tonpuu only chad?

New Crow Book 3

>>9986 >crowtranny Yikes....

HON

>Hon

>>9990 the tranny is the other crow

I hate the pirates so much

that's what she said

You can't escape from justice, villain.

>>9998 >>10008

don't read last signer's availability info please

>>10010 Why?

someone rip these cuties please

>>10014 hmmmmm nyo also >>10000

HONDA BROS

Mating Room 94783(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94783

>>10017 started

>>9762 Improved this picture.

Yuu always has a face like he just sucked a lemon

>>10023 He keeps sucking his wife pussy

>"Experkek"

>>10021 Why is it worse then?

>>10029 >>10029 >>10029

Wait is Frank Really Expertkek? I thought he would be at least saint. Isn't he the strongest in the mahjong scene?

>>10017 as if i'd ever lose to dama