I'll drink a bloody mary on the rocks. And a bag of peanuts too.

Hoppy and shochu please

I'm the designated driver

What can I get for you? A drink, some snacks, or a little flames? Mocktails, mixers, ice, the snacks are real nice Soda, sour-mix, dry, I'm lit, you can't deny Whatever you want, whatever you need So good, you'll never ever want to leave Anything that you desire, set it on fire! I'll make you spend your dennies all away That's my desire You know I'm the real deal, what's left to say? Three, two, one, fire! Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, go, go! Burn it, Burnice, burn it, Burnice, or a little flames? Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, go, go! Burn it, Burnice, burn it, Burnice, gonna watch it burn! I know I look kinda cute, and nice, and pleasant But I got a short fuse for fools, don't get arrogant Watch out, let me pour you a drink But think about messing with me, I'll end you in a blink So drink your drink, don't you run your mouth You think about stepping to me, and things'll go south Wanna push your luck, then okay-kay I'll burn you to ash, think twice before you play-play I'll make you spend your dennies all away That's my desire You know I'm the real deal, what's left to say? Three, two, one, fire! Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, go, go! Burn it, Burnice, burn it, Burnice, or a little flames? Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, Burnice, go, go! Burn it, Burnice, burn it, Burnice, gonna watch it burn!

Boss, give me something for the depression...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO BUY ALCOHOL FOR TONIGHT BUT IT'S ALREADY DARK OUT

>>1545 Water

Niggas call me the drink

Do you have lemonade?

i'm at work

I'll take you

Bar fight

double negroni, it's been tough

Sex on the beach, slippery nipple and someone to drink half of each with me. I'm not looking to get drunk.

>>1545 I'll take a double of this year's King of Kentucky, neat with a side of water.

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>>2185 >I'm not looking to get drunk Me too but that's because I'm under the assumption we're going to have S E X and my whiskey dick is unbelievably powerful. Considering your drink choice, it's a safe assumption. Slut.

I'm going to the liquor store tomorrow. What should I try? Please recommend something cheap.

For me, it's cheap vodka that you can mix with anything.

>>3083 Yeah but WHICH cheap vodka? I have decision paralysis. Somehow despite that I manage to play mahjong, probably because the timer forces me to pick something. I can stare at a shelf for hours and be unable to decide what to get and leave empty handed. Anyways, I'll get a cheap vodka, what is the king of the bottom shelf?

Either some Rum or an Amaretto.

>>1545 Could you suggest me a sweet low-alcohol (10% or less), or non-alcoholic cocktail?

>>1545 One /a/ and /vg/ please, no spics.

>>3152 Just buy -196. Either the 8 mix pack or the lemon flavor. If you don't have that, schilling hard cider. Umeshu is best for a sweeter alcohol, but all of those are over 10%. You can probably cut with tonic water, but have not experimented at all to figure out ratio. I do recommend if you're going that route to buy the regular Choya umeshu along with fever tree tonic water, since Choya is on the thicker side.

>>3406 I'm a euro nigger they dont sell 196 or other japanese soda alcohols locally and shipping a larger amount is something I shan't do. For me, right now I am enjoying radlers but I kind of want to try mixing something nicer.

>>3654 >euro nigger Then anything from Lindemans that's not their oude gueuze or oude kriek, which is on the much dryer/sour side. Would recommend their frambroise, noir, or strawberry. I personally find their faro to be too sweet, but my friends like it.

>>3654 I also don't bother with mixed drinks at a home bar. It gets very expensive very quickly if you want to nail down a specific flavor profile as there are massive differences in any sort of type of booze depending on company. You may as well just spend the money that you would spend on 3 cheap shit-tier bottles to make a mixed drink on higher quality booze. For example, Ki no Tea is goddamn expensive for a gin, but the flavor profile is going to be very hard to mix a drink with a botanical forward taste, a subtle matcha finish and has no burn at all.

>>1604 A DRINK?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'll take an onionmilk

>>3406 >drink some Choya >it's salty sweetness doko?

Stop drinking ethanol. What are you, a combustion engine?

Milk please.

>>4168 >Choya >salty Your tastebuds might be fucked. I'm sorry bro.

>>4534 Japanese/Chinese/Korean green plums always taste salty though... Lindemans is delicious, surely it's not my problem.

I'll have a tub of your most lactose-free yoghurt, and a small spoon. I hate having digestive problems.

>>4172 like kinda

>>5229 Turning ethanol and oxygen into water and carbon dioxide doesn't make you a combustion engine.

I want to drink but I don't want to go to the store. Bartender, one half liter of your cheapest vodka, please.

>rolling wanjirou doesn't make you a furfag

>drink booze >get fat wtf it's just a liquid???

>>6218 it's liquid bread

>>1545 a kiss from the bartender? 🥺👉👈

>>6218 hate when this happens

>/bar/ is super dead compared to /tcg/ Grim. Are you lot larpers or do you only get drunk off of cheap shit that's not worth mentioning?

>>7341 I only drink on weekends, also 90% of the time I drink rum and coke, nothing exciting to share with the thread.

>>7341 I'm in my sobriety arc. I'm straight edgepilled 0%cel

>>3406 >Choya is on the thicker side. More like the make you thicker side. I finished the bottle and now my pants don't fit.

>>7969 >liquor that is made by putting sugar and asian plums in shochu >low calorie I don't know what you expected drinking a bottle that quickly, but even I didn't think you would gain 5 pounds with just a bottle.

Getting wasted at a weddings today lads

>>9994 nice, I'm going to the bar later today

nice quads anon, KAN

>>10000 KAAAAAAAAAN

>>10000 Checked

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>4chan came back to life while I was at the bar Nyooo...